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Let's move to a co-op in Berkeley." Is that what you wanna say?
If only I had a crystal ball, huh?
- Mom, if you really like him, you know... - I do, and he's not going away.
It was Just in your bag along with this?
I gotta go. Call me back.
- Sure. - No way. Really?
- Seth's going to an art show? - He's going to art school.
I told him we needed to slow it down.
I'm not buying you lingerie for your birthday.
you obeyed the letter of the law at the expense of simple human charity.
Yo happy birthday brother Meron
Just for luck.
Oh, whatever. Not my problem.
"Oh, my gosh, Ryan, I love you"? If he said it last night, he'll say it again.
- I'm seriously never gonna stop barfing. - Kaitlin, don't be gross.
Thanks.
- Oh, well, if there's a magician... - Yeah.
it will come down to the fact that on this day, which happens to be my birthday...
Did the warden give that to you as a going-away present?
Right.
watching Sixteen Candles and talking to a gypsy on the psychic hotline?
Are you kidding? You may as well tell her you love her.
I applied and I got this letter...
It's Just there might be one other tiny little thing.
When was the last time you two did tequila poppers?
So let's put it all on the table.
How about we do dinner tomorrow? Restore your faith in humanity.
- You're a genius. - Yes, I am. It's all up here.
- I mean, what else could that mean? - Okay.
I must decline the scholarship and he should offer it to the next candidate.
Okay, Esmeralda, I have to go. I'll call you next year.
do you think they'll let me Join the Six-Pack Pack?
Taking him to an art exhibition sponsored by GEORGE:
You going off to Berkeley.
Sorry.
- Oh, no. - Just give him a chance.
You and I are.
Well, that's because you're sleeping with her.
Happy birthday.
The photo where they're stuffed in the little car...
Goodbye, Ryan, it was nice.
I better get you home.
- Tell me what it is that you love about Julie. - We're Just from the same world.
Seth?
Here I am.
- Oh, hi. - Hi.
- Julie... - I've never even heard of clown porn.