Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Because I already had that with your mother.
I know you worked hard to find someone for me, and I'm sorry I bailed.
(LID CLATTERS)
They're just...
♪ When people keep repeating
It was just cool hanging out with you.
Hey, what's-her-name was plenty special.
It's me. We have the brother bond, right?
(TAPS TV) Tweeze harder.
My mom had searched every tennis club,
No one fell off the roof.
Erica? It's starting. Hurry up!
It makes sense now why you never get serious with anyone.
Are you gonna take this seriously?
(BUTTONS CLICKING) Come here.
So dumb.
then he got greedy and wanted more,
Am I good, or what? Not bad.
My mom was eHarmony, JDate, and Grindr all rolled into one.
finding Pops the perfect woman.
(CLINKING) (GIGGLING)
and I'll cold-cock him in the eyeball.
Sweetie, it's not you, it's me.
(SLAPPING) Aw, man.
It was unspoken!
Will you please just give him your honest opinion
I really wanna meet this woman.
(LAUGHTER ON TV)
How?
If you were lucky, you might get on The Dating Game.
Hey, honey, uh, I'm afraid I'm not gonna be able to make it tonight.
What the hell was that? You have a coordinated handshake now?
Yeah, well, that's not what I want.
(INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC PLAYING)
(JAZZ MUSIC PLAYING) What's that?
Not mom.
so he went to the roof. It was all him!
Fine. Then I'll just tell mom.