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Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Wow, dad, don't you look dapper? Big date tonight?
(GRUNTING) Ow! Aah!
One date, but nothing serious.
We gotta take this to the next level, bro.
We're having frozen pizza for dinner.
All right.
Here comes the hammer.
His name's Tony. He's 53, non-smoker, works for the city,
(EXHALES)
Do you wanna watch scrambled girls?
Oh, we will. Safety first.
No, I don't know how fast I was going, but you know what I do know?
Just give me a chance, Dad.
You could even write down what you want,
Put it down. Carly Simon lips.
Ahh. Muy bueno. (WOMEN GIGGLE)
Stella and Lucy.
That's what brothers do. It's a bond even you can't break.
What? Nothing.
(BOTH LAUGH)
(BUTTONS CLICKING, VARIOUS PROGRAMS PLAYING)
I know this dude who knows this other dude
Go pop one in the oven.
Had its moments.
She was studying to be a cosmonaut.
Listen. No matter what happens, we gotta keep this quiet
Ooh. This is some real bad timing.
Come on, Golden Falcon Shark.
Hey, you taped it. You can watch it later.
(LAUGHING)
Fine!
Here we go.
Why do I have to go?
Hey.
I love sangria. Oh. Okay.
an amazing woman for tonight?
Who isn't?
Hey, sweetie.
Dad, you promised.
Listen. I know dad is paying you 20 bucks to watch us.
I'm probably gonna need to cancel my morning meeting.
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