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He's not calling you old-fashioned. That's the name of the drink.
Say, I like canned beer. You got a can of beer?
My own son, and you forgot.
Happy birthday to me
Say, we're gonna need another chair.
No, I like it more like this.
- Of course I read it. - But you didn't believe it.
You want to take food home?
Hello? Hey Bro
- "Happy birthday, Dad. " - You're gonna read that out loud?
I ordered a Shirley Temple. It's the cheapest thing they got here.
- What? - He knows this place. He can help you.
Hey, this is a nice place, ain't it, Pop?
and the hat.
Happy birthday
That's S-A-N-F-O-R-D period, speaking.
You got, uh... I like beer. You got beer on tap?
It smell like insect spray.
Well, good, 'cause this is a person talkin' too.
Happy birthday
one, nine...
- Forgot, didn't you? - Forgot what?
and you still don't know what it's all about.
Okay. Well, I'm gonna take you out for a drink...
But I like to read it out loud. Now you hush.
Now I want you to just sit here and mind your own business, all right?
You don't have to eat. You don't have to do nothing 'cause I'm leaving.
Now that made me look kinda queer.
It's on the sweatband "F.S." could have meant "for sweating. "
To me