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No. It's a lamp shade. Of course it's a hat.
No, sir, just bottled beer.
I like where we've been going, but I don't like what we've been gettin'.
That did it. Now I've had it.
- You mean you didn't forget? - Of course I didn't forget.
You bought me a new hat and bought me a sweet drink.
Sure. You're 65 today, Pop...
Excuse me, sir.
Man, I had you going there for a while, didn't I?
Now, is this a person talking, or is this a machine?
Stop worryin' about what everything costs. I'm paying for this.
He must be one.
And don't stir it too hard. I don't want it bruised.
That's real sweet.
Look like a bunch of honkies to me.
Yeah. I applied for social security. And you know how much I'll be getting?
Really. I heard of a fella once who was eating some chop suey...
'Cause I'm 65, and I ain't no chick.
You don't have what it takes to understand.
I can't eat in here. I can't eat that Chink food.
If you wearin' that hat when it rains, I want you to take it off.
- Where's the ice cream? - The ice cream?
Bet I wouldn't have to wait if I was white.
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