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I ain't done nothing for you and nobody else.
Please remain on the line...
We could've got a half case of muscatel for three hundred dollars.
Of course. I like to read it out loud.
What's the matter with you? Order something and stop makin' a fuss.
Well, how come it takes so long?
Give me a minute. Give me one of these Shirley Temples.
Happy birthday Dummy
Yeah, I like it. Hey, I almost forgot the card.
He's only kidding. He knows that's just something you make for kids.
At least Marshal Dillon don't stand around complaining.
You see right here on the sweatband, it says "F.S."
how much will I be gettin' every month?
This is a real Chinese restaurant, ain't it?
Pineapple chicken.
Don't mean nothin' to me 'cause I ain'tJewish.
Soap. That's what they found in it.
- Okay. Thank you. - Okay!
Happy Birthday Coonch
You can snap down the brim in the front like that.
If not, I'll see you the usual time.
Why didn't you want me to read it out loud?
Had you goin'.
Here. Take this $5.00 and go buy your own dinner...
- Pop, why don't you stop it? - I'm talking to this man over here.
Well, have you decided?
That wouldn't be too good for this neighborhood.
And here's another one. Basic Fundamentals of Plumbing.
Say, what's that number there?
Fine, and for you?
- Corny? - Yeah.
See, these people do their cookin' and laundry in the same pot.
Order something else, Pop.
Are you crazy? You know they don't have that here, Pop.
Whatever it is. What is it?