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Leo's Birthday Call Courtesy of Fred G.
Ah, yeah.
There's nothing that satisfies you. Waiter, can I have the check, please?
You mean we're going in a taxi? Imagine that.
Yes. Huh?
I'll have a vodka martini, straight up, very dry with a twist of lemon.
Eight cents apiece. You can't beat that, Pop.
See, I'll just go on home and watch TVwith my new hat on.
We could've got a half case of muscatel for three hundred dollars.
'cause this kitchen is closed, due to retirement.
We could've got a case of muscatel for three hundred dollars!
If I was you, I'd go down to the diner and get some breakfast...
Retired?
Takin' a taxi and ain't even nobody going to the hospital.
Social security, S.
you have to know you're everything a wonderful dad can be.
BIRFDAY GREET
- You're never satisfied. - You ain't got no feelings.
How come?
Happy Birthday Marvin R. Enjoy your birthday Daddy
Hey, listen here. He took me to the movie too.
Hey, come on. The second half is starting.
I got to put on a shirt and a tie?
Oh, what you know, dummy?
Hey, why'd I have to dress up for to come here, put on a shirt and a tie?