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Well, you just take good care of that hat.
Yeah. I'm 65 today.
Hey, listen, want my son to help you with that check?
See, I like the hat, but I like the card better.
Well, okay. You got enough gas in the pickup?
Say, you know, this is the best-lookin' hat I ever owned.
- Here. Keep the change. - Thank you, sir.
I don't like that. Make me look like a cop.
And a fifty-cent tip. Three dollars for two drinks.
Just relax. You'll like what I ordered.
and it don't mean nothin' to you.
- Hey, we better start getting ready. - Getting ready?
This is Fred Sanford.
Hey, look here. This dinner is just part of my birthday present.
I'll bet you they gave it a shot so that when it got out here...
It'll get spots, and you'll have a speckled hat.
No, you don't. Happy birthday.
Here's three dollars. Keep the change. Oh, thank you very much.
Happy birthday
Yeah, you're on your own, boy.
Happy birthday dad I love you
I didn't say that.
I don't believe you. You sit there and you watch it...
- What are you talkin' about now? - This Fiddler on the Roof.
Well, I can see why it takes so long.
Yeah. It-It-It's... It's a hat, ain't it?
Are you gonna start again?
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