Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I bought it, didn't I? - Yeah, but you didn't read it.

Lobster Cantonese.

Oh, no, thank you.

I could've got you a black one or a brown one...

- Oh, come on. Let's go. - No, don't let me spoil it for you.

How would you like a nice old-fashioned?

- What'll it be? - What are you gonna have to drink, Dad?

And I was readin' about how it was a big hit over in Japan too.

Hey, come over here, Pop, and try it on, man.

We going out high-style, Pop. We going in a taxi.

When I Applied For Social Security Never Mind

A cold you can get rid of in three days. A speckled hat you'll have forever.

There's nothing wrong with Gunsmoke. It's just that there's other things.

I got freedom of speech.

You don't know nothing. You know what the trouble with you is?

How would you like one across your lip?

You was being a pest when you was bugging that man.

and then we going to dinner.

and I'm gonna take you out instead of some chick.

- You're a very lucky man. - Yeah, I figure I'm lucky.

This is fried won ton.

I don't like Chinese food. Make me burp.

Yeah, that's the best. Hey, Pop, look right here.

Get them cartoons over here.

- Yeah, it does do that, don't it? - Yeah.

That's Chinese kreplach.

Hello, Social Security? This is Fred Sanford.