Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Chinese food make me burp

When you get my age, you might as well be dead.

Wait a minute here.

You thought I forgot.

Two dollars and fifty cents? Two-fifty?

Oh, no. These are for me. I stopped by the Goodwill store...

A Beginner's Guide to Better Bowling.

but gray sort of highlights your face.

You're lookin' at a man of leisure.

This is for weddings and funerals and the social security office.

- I don't look it, do I? - No, you don't.

Hey, Pop, maybe you'd like to take this with you.

- Three chairs? - Yeah. One for me, one for him...

What do you mean, you're not going back in there, Pop?

What for? The hat's only half the present.

Maximum grade, minimum effort

Fried won ton? What's that?

See, there's different things you can do with that hat, Pop.

There's no use talkin' to you.

Now, there's some good stuff in here. We're gonna improve on our minds.

"Happy birthday, Dad. "

Well, it's kinda corny, Pop.

- Is anything wrong, sir? - Everything is fine. I have to leave.

- A taxi? In a taxi? - Yeah, that's right.