Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Fried won ton? What's that?
That smells!
Wait a minute here.
Now, there's some good stuff in here. We're gonna improve on our minds.
but gray sort of highlights your face.
seven, three.
What do you mean, you're not going back in there, Pop?
Pop!
There's no use talkin' to you.
You're lookin' at a man of leisure.
What for? The hat's only half the present.
Well, it's kinda corny, Pop.
A Beginner's Guide to Better Bowling.
You thought I forgot.
- Is anything wrong, sir? - Everything is fine. I have to leave.
Maximum grade, minimum effort
When you get my age, you might as well be dead.
See, there's different things you can do with that hat, Pop.
Hey, Pop, maybe you'd like to take this with you.
Oh, no. These are for me. I stopped by the Goodwill store...
- I don't look it, do I? - No, you don't.
"Happy birthday, Dad. "
You like it?
Chinese food make me burp
- A taxi? In a taxi? - Yeah, that's right.
Two dollars and fifty cents? Two-fifty?
This is for weddings and funerals and the social security office.
- Three chairs? - Yeah. One for me, one for him...