Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Trust me. This is gonna be fun.

-I win! I finally win! -[Smooth Jason crying]

Smooth Jason wins again!

I found my thing, Max. Uh, do you hear them? I found my thing.

You'll trade emotionally impacting hugs back and forth,

Come on. There's gotta be one left.

competitors will engage in emotional, AKA feelings, AKA mawkish debate.

What are you doing, man? It goes in your pits.

Oh, I'm so happy I could puke…

Smooth Jason texted me a picture of himself with last year's trophy,

Sweat? From your eyes? No way.

It is an onion.

Come on, Max. I'm doing this for you, man.

Life is not fair.

for the big competition tomorrow?

[chanting] James, James, James, James, James…

James. James. You can totally crush Smooth Jason.

It all comes down to this--

This event is worth double the points.

because if you're not honest in sports, that means you're cheating.

I'm not sure if my fan club has any openings,

Oh, man, I'm trying so hard to find a thing,