Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Come on, Max. I'm doing this for you, man.

You'll trade emotionally impacting hugs back and forth,

I found my thing, Max. Uh, do you hear them? I found my thing.

This event is worth double the points.

Oh, I'm so happy I could puke…

Oh, man, I'm trying so hard to find a thing,

competitors will engage in emotional, AKA feelings, AKA mawkish debate.

Trust me. This is gonna be fun.

because if you're not honest in sports, that means you're cheating.

It all comes down to this--

Smooth Jason texted me a picture of himself with last year's trophy,

[chanting] James, James, James, James, James…

for the big competition tomorrow?

I'm not sure if my fan club has any openings,

Come on. There's gotta be one left.

James. James. You can totally crush Smooth Jason.

What are you doing, man? It goes in your pits.

Life is not fair.

Sweat? From your eyes? No way.

-I win! I finally win! -[Smooth Jason crying]

It is an onion.

Smooth Jason wins again!