Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Don't mess with Johnny.

...ate like an animal for two weeks.

...before a heart attack becomes like a headache.

- I don't even like Chuckles! - Maybe he doesn't like them.

Suddenly, boom! Next thing you know...

Tor. He'll fix you right up.

You know, the really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing.

I have a friend who's a hypochondriac. Always thinks he's sick, never is.

I'm gonna do a whole Zen thing.

- Hey, watch out! - Watch out!

As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?

Yes, with a knife. You know, snip, snip.

That's interesting, because no one in my family has their tonsils.

- What are you doing? - I was gonna kiss you good night.

I had five Chuckles. I ate the green one and the yellow one, and the red one is missing.

I think that's what killed Curly.

You know this type of person? Very annoying. Feel great.

You're eating too much dairy.

- Pull over. - Pull over?

Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite.

Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?

Here, I brought you something.

Is everything all right?

"Fax me some halibut"

Fax me some halibut?