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That's interesting, because no one in my family has their tonsils.
- Hey, watch out! - Watch out!
I think that's what killed Curly.
Snip snip
Tor. He'll fix you right up.
- I don't even like Chuckles! - Maybe he doesn't like them.
I have a friend who's a hypochondriac. Always thinks he's sick, never is.
...before a heart attack becomes like a headache.
Hey.
Is everything all right?
...four grand?
My heart!
Suddenly, boom! Next thing you know...
Excuse me.
"Fax me some halibut"
You're eating too much dairy.
- Pull over. - Pull over?
Hello, Mom? Yeah, I just ruined my entire appetite.
I'm gonna do a whole Zen thing.
Yes, with a knife. You know, snip, snip.
...ate like an animal for two weeks.
You know, the really bad thing about the heart is the sex thing.
You know this type of person? Very annoying. Feel great.
Johnny Carson? Did I insult Johnny on The Tonight Show?
Fax me some halibut?
Here, I brought you something.
As an adult, if I want a cookie, I have a cookie, okay?
Don't mess with Johnny.
I had five Chuckles. I ate the green one and the yellow one, and the red one is missing.
- What are you doing? - I was gonna kiss you good night.