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What?
I am a holistic healer. It's a calling, it's a gift.
He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids.
Yeah, that's what they told me the last time.
Too much dairy? You really think I'm eating too much dairy.
I'm an eggplant!
I’m off the Rams
My voice is my passport. Verify me
...you got a hose coming out of your chest attached to a piece of luggage.
Lupus? Is it lupus?!
Well, you simply haven't had a heart attack.
Oh, yeah, routine surgery.
I didn't take your Chuckle!
All I know is, I've been going to doctors all my life. What's it gotten me?
Then you have another type of person...
- What, kind of like this? - What...? What are you...?
Wait a second.
There's nothing funny about that.
EVERY TIME I SEE TRUMP AT HIS "LOOK AT ME" BRIEFING, I THINK OF "THE HEALER" ON SEINFELD...
The planets of our solar system incinerating...
- Pull over! - Pull over?
Just take the pillow and put it over my face.
I went from having orgasms immediately to taking forever.
...I lived with the Eskimos many years ago...
What, kind of like this?
That's like asking, Where's Waldo?
- Oh, they love to do zipper jobs. - Kramer.
...always thinks they're well, no matter how bad they are.
Well...
I'm off hot water
...like flaming globes, Zigmond!
Yes. Yes, I am.
You see, taste buds run on grooves along surfaces.
George.