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[knock on door]
welcome to the neighborhood.
Hey, Malcolm, what can I say, man?
I'm coming!
Throw out the butter!
D-Dave, please. He'd be a fool to fall for that.
to a good night's sleep.
Don't you mean second best friend?
CALVIN: Oh.
It pairs so much better with revenge.
Getting rid of Beaker would upset
[laughs]
Yeah.
No, I am not happy.
and no one around here is getting any sleep.
The embarrassing ship has sailed.
And I don't want him having to lug all his dirty laundry
You know what? You're right.
Okay, Calvin, you can't just go over there and kill Beaker.
at which point, I'm sure he's gonna be very reasonable.
Let me show you how a gangsta takes out a bird.
He actually looks pretty comfortable.
Calvin, just hold on.
Yeah, seriously, though, man, what's up with the rooster?
a Romulan and a Borg.
Why can't Martydo his own laundry?
To give you a reason to learn how to do your own laundry.