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Ah, thanks.
I don't want to say.
His apartment doesn't have a washer and dryer.
Hey, this came while you guys were out,
How's it going out here?
See, Star Trektakes place
[rooster clucking]
Yeah, me, too.
Oh, why not?
congratulations, Dave.Well, for what?
How about you? Did you have a good nap?
It's okay. I forgive you.
I never said that.
and you can't kill a rooster?
A pillow? W-Why a pillow?
Ow! No!
You know what they say.
[laughs]
Respect, respect.
And may the Force be with you.
Come on, Tina.
Oh, Mama, you didn't have to come all the way over here.
Yeah, but this-this is different.
but I'm not as hard-core as I look.
we're gonna rip open the pillow and throw feathers
Oh, well, I-I've never heard of the sugar cartels.
Oh, nice to meet you. I'm-I'm Dave. This is Calvin.
Yeah. Get yourself a dog.
I mean, if you ask me, it's just plain selfish.