Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He used to eat sand

What were you worried about?

- We're going out about 4 o'clock aren't we? - Yeah.

- They're using me.. for my.. you know.. - expertise.

Just remember...

- Bluto. - The villain from Popeye?

I'm not interested in that, David. I get the impression that you'd rather be popular than steer the ship in the right direction.

Don't look over your neighbours fence and go, "Ooh he's got a better car. Ooh he's got a more attractive wife."

- Oh that's good. So we can probably lose her altogether, can we? - What do you mean?

- Yeah but everyone's using it. - What is it?

Don't know what you were all worried about

Gone off padel Now have you

GONE OFF COVID NOW HAVE YOU

Don't talk to me like you've forgotten who's in charge here. Let me remind you I'm your boss, ok?

So I need someone just to carry my bag and organise...

- What did I say? - Hit cancel.

It’s bleeding Really stings

Before I go, though, promise me you'll remember one thing.

- Like what? - Specifically?

I go along and I just point out what you've already got. I'm like a spiritual guide.

- You shagged her yet? - What?

- Yea but it's not all up there, is it? - Most of it is.

All right, Simon? How's it going?

They can be very hurtful. Not to me - it's like water off a duck's back, but...

I don't kiss and tell

- Dawn tells me she's shutting down the reception at five. - Well just half hour early today.