Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

"Hi, Gareth. Gareth. Insult me. Let me show you that sticks and stones may break my bones
The bloke that runs the thing came over and said, "alright, no professionals." I took my headset off and said, "I'm not a professional."
Well, uh.. think of me, stuck with... you should come for a laugh.
- Say your name. - Leroy.
Maybe if you just sit down
- Possibly. - Each his own. Each his own.
"You've achieved your goals. You're reaping the rewards." Sure, but..
Gone off Twitter now ave ya
Well, with respect, David, I think you do.
I'm really sorry about that. Let me sort that for you now.
Yeah? They're not helpful.
- We'll just grab some food and go home. - Pizza?
We all wake up and we go, "Oh, I ache. I'm not 18 anymore."
There you go. What is "better?" Coz I could show you a graph of people versus task, and where does the line go?
and then I'll go, "Right! you have to be thick-skinned in business."
Native American wisdom.
He fights Bob Wall in both, but Norris is only in "Way Of The Dragon."
- Yeah. Well done. - What did you think?
- No. - You've not seen that?
Yeah. We're just having a sneaky joint.
Save us all a bit of time. If you don't think you can cut it.
Just shut up. Shut up.
- I thought I was Bluto? - Yeah. Bluto and Mr Toad.
How I feel after hosting a webinar
- No I can't do it myself. How long will it take you, out of interest? - It will take as long as it takes.
- I mean does Dawn know that they can do their own post? - Dawn, they can do their own post tonight.
Well, partially decriminalised now anyway, isn't it? At last.
Are you familiar with the term, "laughter is the best medicine"?
and it's like... so that's up to you, I'm afraid.
"If it's in you, I'll find it." That's actually what I do.
Look David, I'll tell you now. When I was managing the Swindon branch,
I am now going to make like a banana and split!
- So what are you doing tonight? - I think we're just gonna go to the pub.