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My old school just recently had a school reunion, which I didn't go to,
- It's bleeding. - Really stings.
Ok.
- er... our thanks to David...
That was your fault. Took the rap for you, didn't I?
Gone off Man Utd have you
Can you just be yourself. A bit more relaxed.
body fascism is what that is. The toad is the ugliest of all the amphibians.
PRWeek saw my LinkedIn post and said oi no professionals. I said I’m not a professional. They said well you should be. If I were you I’d apply for PowerBook 2027.
Better warn you now, that was me on a seven. So wait till you see me on a nine or ten!
"Next stop, drunkenness!"
Why did you say you'd seen him fight Chuck Norris in "Enter The Dragon".
Come on. Get into it.
- They've given you a nickname. - The Swindon lot?
Is that Vegan? Yes, it's 20p cheaper than the usual ones
He's done well there.
- Well, I don't really... - Oh come on. What is it?
Snitches
To begin with, from Sound Investments, Mr Mark Found.
- What are you doing? - You're a bit tense.
you can't do that, you and I are going to have a very serious chat.
- I'm installing a firewall. - Ok. What's that?
"If I was you I'd take up formula one. If you drive like that you'll probably be the best in the country."
She used to eat chalk.
She's not very attractive.