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Hello. Sorry, everybody.
I'm thirty ni..you know. I'm in my 30s. But so what? At least I've got my health.
Mr Toad
- Your bird? What's her name? - Rachel?
- 'Cause of the beard? - Because he's...
- Who's this who chatted with you? - What's this then? A mothers' meeting?
I said, "I'm not interested. I'm making shitloads out of computers."
- Here's your cheque. - Thanking you. Well, there you go.
Tonight you've got two groups. They're both from Reading, I think.
Oh. Eh?
Too Long Baby
- We'd better stay out of it. - Definitely. Wise.
Gone off humble bragging about your big empty house now, have you?
yeah i reckon that's true
Let me dispel a myth.
It's not your computer, is it? It's Vodafone's.
- What's going on here? - What does it look like?
- Tina a bit too much for you? - Possibly.
- You sure? - Yeah. I'm on a diet.
Because nicknames are bad... names.
No. Judge me by my results.
- Did your wages go through ok this month? - Yeah.