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Why can't you believe that, Gareth?
Not a date. She's got a boyfriend. And I'm paying her. What sort of date would that be? I think you know.
Anymore questions?
- Do I look like a fisher price man? - Yeah!
Another day, another dollar.
- How long have you had that? - Too long, baby.
# Anyone I've ever met
He got it. Ok.
As long as it's... it's on me!
- What? - What? What are you talking about?
What were you worried about
No don't stop it. Leave it going right to the end till I get...
It really stings
Just because you're a success in your life, some people will tell you that you shouldn't be able to sleep at night.
Correct At last
You ever tried speedway?
I'M DAVID BRENT YOU'VE BEEN THE BEST
I hit the ramp, I took off in the air, I turned over in the air. They were going, "Well he's definitely dead now."
Gone off Dawn now, have you?
- Who stopped it? - I did.
Why don't we call him fatty fatty toad boy? If we're.. you know at least start on him and then move on...
You know when he's fighting Chuck Norris in "Enter The Dragon"...?
- I don't want to cause... - No don't worry. It's fine.
The XCE lot don't seem to respect you.
When I get wasted, I go to munchie-city, so...
Tell you what though. They seemed to go for it, didn't they?
- Your favourite computer geek is here. - Jesus!
I've had these cards made up.