Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Man... (laughing)

Professor: It would help to have a larger sample to be certain.

that disgusting little brat's diaper...

If you win this election...

They've declared him the winner!

certain uncomfortable realities.

There you are. Chivalry is not dead.

I really think we're gonna win this thing.

As soon as they start to tie you down,

Okay, pal, where did she meet you, huh?

Don't tell me... a nightclub.

captured my essence so beautifully.

TV: Ladies and gentlemen the President of the United States.

Come on in, Quinn.

That's great. You're beautiful.

Now, we believe that a man is just as capable

Professor's voice: I am running because I really care.

My fellow Americans,

but the fact is, things are not so bad here.

and I won't have to sleep in the bathtub. Ah! Cheese!

Hostility is not gonna win us a lot of votes, Mr. A.

You wouldn't believe last night.

♪ 'Twas not so long ago ♪

I had an interview scheduled two hours ago.

On the contrary, Miss Wells, I have never been more sane.

All they care about...

You're a political genius, Professor.

Oh. Do you type?

As many mood swings as I go through in an afternoon,

that is every bit as onerous as that of Communist China.

And read about women basketball players?

Boy, I need a refill, please.

I'd like a pretzel just as much as you.

Rembrandt, you don't have to prove anything to me.

I haven't a chance of winning this election,

Sir, I need to kiss your baby.

It was kind of like that.

We're gonna affect changes in this society.