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Professor's voice: I am running because I really care.
That's great. You're beautiful.
And read about women basketball players?
They've declared him the winner!
Okay, pal, where did she meet you, huh?
but the fact is, things are not so bad here.
that disgusting little brat's diaper...
captured my essence so beautifully.
We're gonna affect changes in this society.
Professor: It would help to have a larger sample to be certain.
Yes...
I really think we're gonna win this thing.
My fellow Americans,
I'll take it.
Hostility is not gonna win us a lot of votes, Mr. A.
On the contrary, Miss Wells, I have never been more sane.
Rembrandt, you don't have to prove anything to me.
As many mood swings as I go through in an afternoon,
You're a political genius, Professor.
There you are. Chivalry is not dead.
Man... (laughing)
and I won't have to sleep in the bathtub. Ah! Cheese!
I had an interview scheduled two hours ago.
As soon as they start to tie you down,
that is every bit as onerous as that of Communist China.
If you win this election...
Oh. Do you type?
Sorry, Mr. A.
Sir, I need to kiss your baby.
It was kind of like that.
Don't tell me... a nightclub.
Come on in, Quinn.
Now, we believe that a man is just as capable
(yelling)
TV: Ladies and gentlemen the President of the United States.
I haven't a chance of winning this election,
certain uncomfortable realities.
I'd like a pretzel just as much as you.
All they care about...
You wouldn't believe last night.
Boy, I need a refill, please.
♪ 'Twas not so long ago ♪