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10 seconds, Professor.
Hey, baby!
Tell me the truth. Did you vote for him?
I got the impression she was sizing me up like a piece of meat.
(scoffs) That's all I ever hear about
Well, maybe our journey's at an end. Take a look around.
What happened to your fine friend?
Oh, yeah, I'm coming down for that coffee.
The truth of the matter is, I cannot simply withdraw from this election.
Thank God.
and make coffee for everybody...
Unbelievable! We've been waiting for nearly an hour.
And look who's the Pope.
I think I can get you guys jobs!
It's weird.
Based on the exit polls, CNN just called it...
The recent compromises in my health care reform...
Give me that!
Wade, can I talk to you for a minute?
(softly) Ouch.
It seems they have no use
"Gift"...that's a good word for it.
Next you'll be telling me men should fly airplanes.
Nine days, five hours and 32 minutes.
- I am extremely serious. - What about what you're always preaching?
I could ask that same question.
Head-to-head, single moderator, League of Men Voters.
(chuckling)
then you're my slave for the whole next slide.
the endless articles attacking my character
Cook? Honey, what woman cooks?
Gender discrimination's no laughing matter,
I've been singing seven hours straight.
- Father: No. - Wait, come back.
According to the almanac, the U.S. Congress,
I'm gonna do something for you...
I'm glad I caught you. You got a couple of minutes?
(crashing)
But to allow one gender
or men with beards, or phony English accents.
- (beeping) - I'll go write a dignified concession speech for you.
but right now, I'm a nervous wreck.
They think if men regain control
The network's still saying it's too close to call.
♪ I just simply replied ♪
Professor: Wait a minute. I recognize this place.
Or were you sent as a spy by that woman?
If you are born a male, you can only go so far,
Water's great, Q-Ball.
I'm not really sure.
- I'm Serena Braxton. - Rembrandt Brown.