Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm glad I caught you. You got a couple of minutes?

But to allow one gender

but right now, I'm a nervous wreck.

or men with beards, or phony English accents.

According to the almanac, the U.S. Congress,

- I am extremely serious. - What about what you're always preaching?

then you're my slave for the whole next slide.

If you are born a male, you can only go so far,

I think I can get you guys jobs!

Water's great, Q-Ball.

The truth of the matter is, I cannot simply withdraw from this election.

I've been singing seven hours straight.

- (beeping) - I'll go write a dignified concession speech for you.

I got the impression she was sizing me up like a piece of meat.

the endless articles attacking my character

I'm not really sure.

What happened to your fine friend?

It seems they have no use

They think if men regain control

♪ I just simply replied ♪

Unbelievable! We've been waiting for nearly an hour.

I could ask that same question.

Gender discrimination's no laughing matter,

And look who's the Pope.

The network's still saying it's too close to call.

Professor: Wait a minute. I recognize this place.

Well, maybe our journey's at an end. Take a look around.

Head-to-head, single moderator, League of Men Voters.

- I'm Serena Braxton. - Rembrandt Brown.

Wade, can I talk to you for a minute?

- Father: No. - Wait, come back.

Or were you sent as a spy by that woman?

Oh, yeah, I'm coming down for that coffee.

Cook? Honey, what woman cooks?

Based on the exit polls, CNN just called it...

Next you'll be telling me men should fly airplanes.

and make coffee for everybody...

"Gift"...that's a good word for it.

The recent compromises in my health care reform...

Tell me the truth. Did you vote for him?

Nine days, five hours and 32 minutes.

I'm gonna do something for you...

10 seconds, Professor.

(scoffs) That's all I ever hear about