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when a woman is intoxicated with power,
- Man: What? - Goodbye.
Here you go, take one of these.
Every talking head is saying how you mopped the floor with her.
so I get myself addicted to these...
- (rings) - Hey, hold the elevator.
- Ross: Excuse me? - Nothing, please continue.
Bananas! Fresh fruit!
How lucky for us.
There's far more to me than a sense of gallantry, madam...
- That's a nice jacket. - Oh... thank you.
to be frank, that's kind of what we wanted to talk to you about.
A star is bor
And we'd like your opinion. Go ahead and put it up.
or even raise public awareness of the issue,
Think of the example it would set.
Then what is the point?
You know the President's about to speak?
Nice to meet you. If it's any consolation,
- I wouldn't want to be in charge of anything. - Boys, boys, boys.
not after the consciousness that I've raised.
I want you there, folks. I want you there to vote for me!
How long till we next slide?
Well... I guess I learned
As long as they work in the mailroom.
Same planet, different dimension.
(female announcer speaks)
I'm truly apologetic for that shameful display.
but nothing has so captured the public's fancy
There are always going to be counterrevolutionaries
(aides yelling)
that what Mayor Ross just said really hurt my feelings.
You know I can't. I think you ask just to annoy me a little.
this whole unpleasant conversation behind us.
that this pretzel is identical to those at home.
I made beef stroganoff. I slaved for hours!
of a society that calls itself a "democracy,"
Let me see that. It just came in.
Evidently we've landed on a world
I found the gateway.
looking so fine on that street corner.
I'm sorry.
He's impossible.
You don't take my singing seriously, do you?
Maximillian Arturo standing for mayor, madam.
I told you, I have a business dinner.
She's not a record promoter?
Damn, I need a drink.
Re-elect Anita Ross, because the alternative
I speak to you tonight from the White House.
The sympathy factor... you were sensitive and human,
And when I get home tonight, we'll just put
And give her the satisfaction? I'm not gonna play mind games.
- to pull a "Muskie." - You're going fishing?
See?
- for Ross. - Ha!
I've got a $5 bill, but I am not wasting it on a lousy pretzel.
You should've heard Cokie Roberts!
Then what's the problem?
♪ Oh-hh-hh ♪
Look, there are young boys on this world,