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Hey...
to cry over nothing just by watching you.
You knew I had to come by
no bolo or string.
Okay, but, come on. Just because they buttered you up
Professor! Professor Arturo.
Little by little I'm getting even with you, Q-Ball...
The men of this world are laboring under a political system
What do you mean, "boyfriend"? She didn't say anything about a boyfriend.
he stonewalled.
That clinches it, we're home.
You seem to possess a pretty radical outlook.
Yeah.
Face it, Professor, we are all tiptoeing
If only I could show them to you.
It would be my pleasure to press your button.
(yells) Ooh-hh!
- I know, I know. - I brought us some goodies for the slide.
You're a man. Does it speak to you?
In addition, we'll need you to wear nice clothing,
Coffee.
as Ronald Reagan said, "I'd rather have been in Philadelphia."
Don't you know how special you are?
This is ridiculous. We'll divide it two ways.
There's an election coming up
(cheering)
You all right, Professor?
like right over there.
(phone ringing)
They're always looking for new talent.
Three ways. Four ways.
for a middle-aged professor of physics in the typing pool.
I'm Lois Auchincloss, Mayor Ross's executive administrator.
(groans) Yes!
Mayor Ross makes great play of the fact
wars will resume, children will be killed.
Thank you.
that will convince them not to elect me.
So the job's fairly straightforward.
Aren't you forgetting something kind of important, Professor?
No, no, no, no. I'm a journalist.
You're a lucky guy. Thank you.
You made your point, but come on!
Congratulations, Professor...