Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

♪ Tears on my pillow ♪

(phone ringing)

Look at women... they only cycle once a month, men cycle every 20 minutes.

There's no stopping him.

okay, I deserved that.

a woman meets the man of her dreams.

Who's Ronald Reagan?

All: Hear, hear!

Most guys are such golddiggers.

But I'm reasonably sure

Fine, let's keep moving. Maybe we can head downtown and see if we're really home.

as a result, his candidacy was instantly destroyed

I feel like Martin Luther King

Vendor: Would you folks mind holding it down?

"Insta-Poll" results. You've alienated

It's not every day...

we're going to have to get a job.

Election day is coming up. We're gonna need your vote.

Female narrator: Just who is Maximillian Arturo,

This whole thing's gone way too far.

(Rembrandt yelling)

I want to know everything about you.

- (phone rings) - Man: Mayor Ross's office.

Of course I mean Clinton. Who else?

That's why I need your vote tomorrow.

or the expectations that people have of me,

Carol Johnson with the story of the man who would be mayor.

Professor: All right, thank you.

We have 23% of the electorate.

of holding an elective office as a woman.

Oh, a woman with a dry sense of humor, how delightful.

Thank you, man. That means a lot.

How's it going with Rembrandt? Another $7.00.

I employ more males in my administration

Ah, well... that could take some explaining.

Well what do you suggest? Put a sticker on her bumper?

- Are you all right? - (sobs) I'm sorry.

Together, we can make a difference.

Wait a minute... "home tonight"? Where are you going?

I understand you're Wade's boyfriend.

of Cosmology and Ontology at the University of California.

(remote clicks)

just at the entrance to the park.

or even playing major league baseball.

I'll be glad when you guys find work.