Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

as a result, his candidacy was instantly destroyed

I want to know everything about you.

- (phone rings) - Man: Mayor Ross's office.

♪ Tears on my pillow ♪

Wait a minute... "home tonight"? Where are you going?

"Insta-Poll" results. You've alienated

a woman meets the man of her dreams.

just at the entrance to the park.

(Rembrandt yelling)

Of course I mean Clinton. Who else?

Professor: All right, thank you.

This whole thing's gone way too far.

How's it going with Rembrandt? Another $7.00.

(phone ringing)

I understand you're Wade's boyfriend.

or even playing major league baseball.

All: Hear, hear!

Who's Ronald Reagan?

I feel like Martin Luther King

That's why I need your vote tomorrow.

I employ more males in my administration

Thank you, man. That means a lot.

or the expectations that people have of me,

Together, we can make a difference.

We have 23% of the electorate.

of holding an elective office as a woman.

we're going to have to get a job.

okay, I deserved that.

- Are you all right? - (sobs) I'm sorry.

Female narrator: Just who is Maximillian Arturo,

Vendor: Would you folks mind holding it down?

Oh, a woman with a dry sense of humor, how delightful.

Look at women... they only cycle once a month, men cycle every 20 minutes.

But I'm reasonably sure

Most guys are such golddiggers.

There's no stopping him.

Ah, well... that could take some explaining.

Carol Johnson with the story of the man who would be mayor.

I'll be glad when you guys find work.

of Cosmology and Ontology at the University of California.

(remote clicks)

Election day is coming up. We're gonna need your vote.

Well what do you suggest? Put a sticker on her bumper?

It's not every day...

Fine, let's keep moving. Maybe we can head downtown and see if we're really home.