Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It will make it impossible for another man to stand for office.

There's no talking you out of this, is there?

she can be every bit as misguided as a man.

♪ You broke my heart in two ♪

My luck, it'll land on edge.

I am not the one running for mayor.

♪ My true love was true ♪

Of course it was a man.

Yeah, well, we broke up, but I know she still loves me.

You imposed your value system on people

Another couple of songs and we'll be able to afford a motel room.

- I thought we were fine on all that. - We are, it's just...

They just declared you the winner!

but when asked to provide an employment history

I'm trying to recreate my sense of isolation as a child,

♪ Caused by you... ♪

Mostly fluff, but once in a while, we print something serious.

You mean, President Clinton?

and there's about $3.98 left in the kitty after the Professor's pretzel.

Man, I can't wait to slide out of here.

Actually, I ask to annoy you a lot.

I just came from Ross headquarters.

Maybe now we can move to a bigger motel room,

Well... ahem...

Wow. I'm not sure I deserve this.

Oh, girl, you know how to treat a man.

Of course they're laughing. Look at the history of this place.

Today, we have come that close.

We're getting all this media play.

We slide on election night,

At the risk of appearing sexist,

It's so cool. She's this incredibly together woman.

That moment when I changed

where women are in authority and men are relegated to a second-class status.

and yet disregards half of its population,

and a nude photographer's model.