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Actually, I ask to annoy you a lot.
There's no talking you out of this, is there?
and a nude photographer's model.
We're getting all this media play.
You imposed your value system on people
It will make it impossible for another man to stand for office.
Of course they're laughing. Look at the history of this place.
Wow. I'm not sure I deserve this.
♪ Caused by you... ♪
Maybe now we can move to a bigger motel room,
You mean, President Clinton?
(Ed sobbing)
Oh, girl, you know how to treat a man.
Who are you?
I'm trying to recreate my sense of isolation as a child,
and there's about $3.98 left in the kitty after the Professor's pretzel.
I am not the one running for mayor.
and yet disregards half of its population,
Of course it was a man.
Man, I can't wait to slide out of here.
♪ My true love was true ♪
Today, we have come that close.
where women are in authority and men are relegated to a second-class status.
I just came from Ross headquarters.
Well, so...
At the risk of appearing sexist,
she can be every bit as misguided as a man.
Mostly fluff, but once in a while, we print something serious.
Another couple of songs and we'll be able to afford a motel room.
My luck, it'll land on edge.
but when asked to provide an employment history
That moment when I changed
- I thought we were fine on all that. - We are, it's just...
We slide on election night,
It's so cool. She's this incredibly together woman.
♪ You broke my heart in two ♪
Look...
Yeah, well, we broke up, but I know she still loves me.
They just declared you the winner!
Well... ahem...