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It's got acid for blood,
Oh, my gosh, that's super nice of you.
- ZEKE: Moms are very special people. - (tape whirs) _
Yeah, people are fools for using a higher quality machine
- (growls) - Ow.
LINDA: Okay, all right.
Your hands are only a little slimy
(fart noises)
Okay.
robotic exoskeleton loader.
Ah.
Mom, you got Meanie.
Presenting the national colors, are Mason McCarl, Courtney Montgomery, Seth Nicholson, Sydney Sinclaire, and Brenna Reesman. The two percussionists are Izzy Tippery-McCartney and Gene Belcher. And now, to honor America, 8th grader, Tina Belcher.
Ooh, all right. (retches)
Ugh. You have it so much easier than me.
I'm never changing back.
(chuckles) I mean, barely.
Tina, what'd your class do?
with acid for blood, right?
There are reports of scientific anomalies on this planet.
I will. There I was,
Get in here. Mother's Day weekend hug.
Hey. The school just sent a link
I already know I like your version better.
Taking care of you is gonna be a snap.
- Man, that alien sure was tough. - I know.
(crying)
You definitely do, Gene.
And then ask them if they like mom jeans
(sighs) I was afraid of this.
Don't breathe. Got it.
no no no no no no please do not rape me spare my pensies and all myse aneus aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
the performance a little
By the dawn’s early light. Bob tiptoes over to the corner to plug in the camcorder.
And Mombo became real.
Put your hands together for them,
Have you met Andy and Barney here? Who are Andy and Barney?
It was called...
I just need an outlet.
You stand up for us all the time.
No, no, no, no, no.
and this was way before Lionel Richie.
to get out of town on your own.
from the roughest, toughest,
As he plugs it in and starts another tape, it’s the performance’s grand finale. And the home of the brave.