Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

...we're both liars.
...we won't get off this planet without a fight.
It wasn't all my plan.
Until now.
They're closing the vortex. Shields up.
JUPITER: Stop.
That's capitalism, babe.
The more you care...
I asked Titus that question before I took this job.
Who are all these people?
And yet, you're trying to kill me.
Damn budget cuts.
GEMMA: I'm getting readings...
He bit him.
That's great. Um, is Mom there?
...to see that no harm comes to you or your family.
(IN ENGLISH) Morning, Mama.
- Please call me Jupe. - STINGER: Your Majesty.
Okay.
How is it possible...
You're telling me you...
Harvest?
Mom.
It's not pretty, is it?
He's a Lycantant without a pack.
I'm guessing Titus didn't say anything about it.
Good evening...
Wait, Caine!
EMERGENCY GUIDE: (OVER SPEAKER) Emergency pressurization complete.
"I love dogs"?
(YELLING)
Time is the single most precious commodity...
Yeah, very nice.
I don't care who they are.
Then send the transport immediately.
It's cool.
This is Captain Tsing of the Aegis. We are tracking. Can you click back?
My spies whisper, but cannot substantiate.
(ALEKSA GASPS)
(MAXIMILIAN GRUNTS)
If you abdicate, you'll have nothing to protect yourself.
...Conduct Guide...
And I destroy it.
Mr. Wise, that pacing is not helping.
...who and what you are, you're unable to say this...
You know, my mom says that love is just a fairy tale for little girls.
I'd be delighted to take you wherever you'd like.
You want my advice?
All Mr. Wise wants from me is to make him a Legionnaire.
You are royalty now.
(ALARM CLOCK BEEPING)
...a Legion Administrator for your Royal Guard appointment. Yes?
I get sentimental. I was going through Mother's old sheave-work...
It's not a big deal.
Jupiter Ascending (2015) - Audio Description Narrator: Aaron Meza (Deluxe) Warner Bros. Pictures, Village Roadshow Pictures, RatPac Entertainment
...and you need a little time.
I think he's gonna ask me to marry him.
SENDI: (OVER SPEAKER) Good evening, Your Majesty.
...it's considered ripe for harvest.
(MOANS)
They tried to put him down, but he was...
- Hm. - But fortunately...
Is that a...?
Not a planet, THE planet.
...to hear that their planet is not the only inhabited planet in the Verse.
It was the Hunters! They betrayed you in the name...
We wish only to attend...
- ...that slip through the cracks. - Oh, my God.
Set a course for Earth.
Once the population exceeds...
Her unluckiness in love?
And if that's the case...
(CAINE COUGHS)
Besides...
Shit rolls downhill.
Any other family issues I should know about?
Hi. Come in.
Mr. Wise, you are as resourceful as promised.
(THUD)
Picked up a referral. A townhouse. But it has to be Wednesday.
Why is this happening to me?
Caine is...
I have not crossed the vastness of space for your pleasantries, Mr. Night.
Like the lie you are now concocting...
I don't think that most people would want to know the truth.
...these people, they're counting on you.
Yeah, you do.
When it did, I was going to...
- I get that... - TITUS: Wish I could show you the four planets...
(TOILET FLUSHES)
...to prevent me from claiming my Title.
This is what I have to deal with.
- Oh, no. - I'm really, really sorry.
Beg pardon, my lord.
When the exact...