Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Iran is 100 percent not in a prerevolutionary state.

Who'll produce a fake movie.

- Kevin Harkins. I'm the producer. - Nice to meet you.

You have a call.

Get the L.A. office, tell them to be ready in case they call.

Burn everything! Burn the classifieds! Everything!

It goes everywhere. It goes all throughout space.

...we have found no evidence that proves that these people are diplomats.

- What an idiot. - It really hurt.

- If we're going to go, then we need to go now. - Yeah, I'm in.

Look, if you're gonna do this, you gotta do it.

Keep that fucking space witch away from me.

Nothing gets left.

--also is what led to a decision to scrutinize the visas of Iranians....

cArgo, fuck yourself.

State wants the blame, we'll give it to them.

We can't hold up under that. We don't know what the hell movie people do.

Get the safe, get the filing cabinets, get it all.

There's no prize for Most Improved.

{\an8}- What happened? - Not clear. We know they escaped.

If you can make the movie thing credible, we'll take you to the director.

- Can anyone hear me? We need help. - I need police right now. Right now, goddamn it!

What's your middle name? What's your middle name?

You are admitted to the Republic of Iraq.

I'd rather stay home and count the wrinkles on my dog's balls.

- Associate. Last movie you produced? - High and Dry.

Okay, so how about the do-gooders?

Aliens and robots?

OFFICE OF THE SECRETARY OF STATE JANUARY 25, 1980

Snitches in banana republics? They get them over the border after the coup.

- Who are you again? - Kevin Harkins. Studio Six Films.

You see what those Canadians pulled off? Why can't we do something like that?

Can you tell me what the objection was to normal cover identities?

U.S. Embassy, Iran - November 4, 1979

...but I can handle him.

This can wait. Let's go get a drink.

Swissair Flight 363 is now boarding Rows 18 to 35.

Am l? Am I really that close?

You know, sister...

Cars are off the table because of the roadblocks.

Well, my guy kind of sucks.

Tell me, what channel is it on?

The numbers don't match.

The prime minister may come tomorrow, but the Komiteh are here today. So we have to evacuate.

{\an8}- We wish it was. - A fuckin' den of espionage.

That's okay. You can tell him he can have it.

Get the desk drawers. Everything. Don't sort it.

Burn the classifieds! Everything!

Snake charmers, flying carpets.

His Eminence called me.

Ferrying out the torture apparatus of our friend's fallen dictatorship.

If we go out there with fake passports, we are spies, period. That's execution.

Where do you vacation? What are your allergies? Who'd you have an affair with?

Here you can see our notices.

{\an8}And we cannot really know what it is like inside the prison that was once our embassy.

Sir, if these people can read or add.. .

- N.E. shut that down. - I say it's back on.

...to kiss the ring.

Sir! We'll be crushed! There's not enough time!

There was a breach.

Before that decision was taken, there was a demonstration in Houston.

...oldest of the group and most likely to be group leader.

They would never come to me and say, Well, sir, we have tortured this fellow.

This is good for me.

Only. Canada takes the credit, or they retaliate against the hostages.

We've identified back roads from the Shemiran district.

...just for having American names in their phone books.

We got wheels up.

You come home to your wife and kids, you can't wash it off.

They're not safe here.

I'm responsible for anything that goes wrong in this government.

We'll be coming through to collect any remaining alcoholic beverages.

You came closer than anybody else.

So all our other pricks on their prick thrones know when they get thrown out on a rail...