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Like, who the fuck pays for music, idiot?
- Do you fools even know what codependency is?
BEN [over microphone]: The Black man is the original man.
- Listen, if you can't even bake me a cupcake,
but possess a child's will.
- You fucking liar. - Hey, dawg,
- That's what I get for being nice and trying to help your ass.
- [scoffs] It'll always be 2005 up here, my boy!
I wanna work out. [whistles]
- And your teeth are pretty fucked up.
♪
You like it.
[sighs]
Because that's my thing!
Hey I'm Salvadorian We talked about this
But I knew how to make pizza.
♪ I Think You’ve Got Your Fools Mixed Up by Brenton Wood playing ♪
Damn, you still got a lot to learn from me.
[grunts, groans]
♪ DD, got the juice ♪
Toma!
Imma be your case manager, help you find a new career.
Watch your tone.
Yeah. His name is Thumper.
That's why I thought you'd be cool if I borrowed your car.
MAGGIE: Then do the math, bitch.
And we're proud to say we remove more tattoos
the corrupt for-profit prison industrial complex
I'm sorry, alright? Damn.
and I'm gonna choke you out so hard you're gonna come out your eyes.
- Man, your teeth still look pretty fucked up, though.
shut the fuck up before I fuck you up.
- I know.
But also because you've taken the first step
which is something else I'm insecure about.
[gunshots]
Oh, and here's the founder.