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♪ How will I face tomorrow ♪
just chillin', when all of a sudden this car pulled up.
Where do you keep the weights at?
towards gaining control of your life.
[Julio grunts] [Luis' laughter echoes]
I caught this intestinal parasite that I think is still with me.
I used to valet.
A storm is comin'!
Why the fuck did I say that?
- Bad timing. We're in the middle of an important race right now.
You got it, you got it, you got it. You got it.
[thunder cracks, rumbles]
Get in here.
♪ Toolie by G Perico playing ♪
♪ They are tears ♪
- Hey! I'm gonna need you fellas to move your car.
Welcome.
and that's how I knew it was good.
♪ hard rock music playing ♪
- No, no, no, no, no. I like it.
solar panel installation classes.
Nobody finds that shit funny anymore, dumbass.
more sweets than us are the Girl Scouts.
- "What's up" is we just found out Sir Richard Branson
and I literally saw CDs in your room.
Man, the prison system is stupid.
I'm gonna slide down the chimney
- I'm welcome? You're the one who should be fuckin' welcome.
[tires screech]
but some of you are not men.
- You gotta get your money from me, boy.
♪
Ooh. - What the fuck is he doing?
Unfortunately, it turned out that everybody in the village
WOMAN 1: It tasted good, huh?
Goddamn!
- Damn, fool, somehow that sounds even gayer.
We oughta unionize.
Thought you said I'd be designing solar panels and shit.
♪ I would wait ♪
This fool can't even build Legos.
♪