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It's not 2005 no more.
- Hey!
- You're fucking ignorant.
I focus on other people's problems to avoid dealing with my own.
Tobey Maguire ain't Spider-Man anymore.
We were throwing down.
Don't be nasty, alright? We're family.
[indistinct chatter in Spanish]
♪
than anyone else in Los Angeles.
- Sorry I'm late!
♪ S-W-E-L, it's swel ♪
Meanwhile, I'm out here living my best life.
about the annual ping-pong tournament on skid row.
Damn, my boy. I haven't seen you forever.
You didn't like my doc?
Look, check it out, we offer free legal counseling,
♪
♪ The swel frosting mixes ♪
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Space Knight motherfucker!
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Those fools are like hippies but angry.
You see, I have a bad habit of focusing
[sniffs]
- Yeah, well, this shit's gonna be bomb, homie.
this time it's Mexicans versus Blacks.
And you will not come in here and disrespect my cupcake world.
[dog barking in distance]
- Hey, no offense, my boy,
- Hey, fool, when you're done with that gay Captain Planet shit,
I want my key back. - Okay, okay, okay.