Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Which begs the question...
What are you doing?
Then what's with the firearm and the freak-show expressions?
I used to look like two of my moms put together.
Listen, while I was in my cell, I had some time to think.
You heard me Squeeze the lemon...
"Let me check."
...and bear in mind that the next 100 pages can get a little bit dry.
Ah. Are you flirting with me?
I think we work very well together.
... you are almost as good a dancer as me...
I already have boyfriend.
Maxie, you know assassinations are specifically prohibited...
He's a funny son of a bitch, isn't he?
Okay. Okay. That's all right. That's okay.
No, I am not.
...if someone is interested in acquiring items of a nuclear nature.
These darts are tipped with a tranquilizer derived from the skin of a lizard...
Credible? Come on. KAOS has been defunct for 20 years.
Well, just back up here a second.
Okay, never do that again!
BRUCE: We're the true guardians of freedom and democracy.
Max, we're gonna be late.
Out here there are no grades, there's only dead, and not dead.
Well, I have to get going. Would you raise up the walkway, please?
It's tuesday, time for the tip of the week
Answer what?
That's CIA crap.
Well, that was ironic.
Yeah, I've got a meeting.
That guy's insane.
- What'd you do? - I can't find the right screen.
- I wish we had more time! - What?
I need to get out of here before someone stops me.
Brilliant, Max.
Have you kissed other men who plummeted to their deaths?
Does he?
We cannot respond to every threat.
Wait a minute, 23. You're radioactive hot.
Thanks, Bruce. Keep us posted.
I am so sexually threatened right now.
You'll have to shower for weeks!
...by executive order 12333.
One slip-up, and it's ka-fricking-boom!
Ball sack!
...one.
We need to get everyone out and shut this place.
What kind of entrance?
Bruce, Lloyd, what happened?
CONTROL has to be in charge here.
Her sister's such a bitch.
MARSHAL: You all right in there? - Yeah. Yes, I am.
If so, yes.
Before that. Did you say flamethrower?
#1 Get Smart
- I don't wanna talk about this anymore. - Okay.
Oh. Good, the itchy kind.
- Not bad for a rookie. - Not bad for an old lady.
I don't know who you're talking about.
- Oh, great. - Sorry.
First thing I'd like to know is...
CHIEF: With all due respect, the CIA knows nothing about KAOS.
you can eat! yes you can!
It happened just as I got back. How do you know that it wasn't me?
I set that up.
Well... Mm.
AGENT 99: I gotta say, Max...
23, you kill me.
- I'm not hearing anyone. - What?
Listen, I think the final notes of the Ode to Joy trigger the bomb!
And it was painful, but it needed to be done, and s...
[YELLS]
I'm a trained killer. I can kill you with anything in this office.
Okay, no problem.
...because he called his sister-in-law a leathery hag.
Sir, I believe you just shattered my coccyx.
Maureen.
I'm on it.
AGENT 99: Thanks, Chief.
...how did you choose the target?
Your house is so beautiful.
Why are you talking into your shoe?
Excuse me, violent sky marshal.
Why would two hardened killer risk the carbs?
Wow. That is a great story...
Not just a pocketknife, Swiss Army knife
G G
We will be broadcasting from the Walt Disney Concert Hall throughout the evening.
That’s TexAgs crap.
We will climb up with you, and we'll all go... together.
We got him. He's still in Washington.
I am not proud of what I just did.
...and go back to Max's extraordinarily detailed report?
[GRO ANS]
...of scraping a cheese grater against my forehead.
Max, your foot!
Hello, Max.
Thank you, sir, may I have another?
Was it no Boom, boom, or the lack of a mushroom cloud?
what would happen if i was adventure world? oh god you'd be called gallagher world.
Here it is.
All right, our mission is clear, people. Find Krs...
...Siegfried.
- Did you just...? - Shh!
VICE PRESIDENT [ON VIDEO]: I got a new pacemaker, I can go all day!