Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- You passed with flying colors. - Yes!

Oh, a pocketknife.

How did you know he was radioactive?

- Bruce, it's not working. - It's not working!

Would you like me to wait while you answer that?

- You want a piece of me? - Come on, Chief! He's not worth it.

Why is the president never here?

Sorry, Mr. Siegfried.

And you know what, I'm done with this. Stop!

Good night, cow jumping over the moon.

[LARABEE GRO ANING]

You've made CONTROL a laughingstock.

[MADONNA'S 4 MINUTES PLAYS ON RADIO]

I know you're listening! You two dickwads put one scratch on that car...

Impressive. I once ran a 5:16.

This one has a compartment. Inside there's a pill.

KRSTIC: That's enough. Pity.

Well, you were no help whatsoever.

Oh. Is that today? I wasn't really thinking about it.

Sorry about that, Chief.

If it looks like we let you go, we'd totally get fired.

[LOUDLY] The inner sanctum of the entire operation?

Do you see him?

Everyone here can be replaced.

- I am a huge fan! - Thank you.

Now, Dalip, I can prove that I know you. Your favorite dish is chicken tikka!

Agent 13, you are in a tree.

If you have credible information from a reliable source...

...and learned the identities of all our field agents.

- Were you the last one to use the copier? - Yeah.

Well, no. I was never...

- You have to speak up. CHIEF: Can you hear me?

CHIEF: Max, there are millions of lives at stake.

Now, if you ladies will excuse me.

...I'm gonna have you hunting for land mines, with a hammer!

I can't hear anything outside your mouth, so if you get in trouble, you have to say so.

You know what? I'm doing the same thing.

Because at least for a little while, I got to live my dream of being an agent.

Put me out there, Chief. I'm not afraid to expose myself.

SQUEEZE THE LEMON

[DIAL TONE HUMS]

I was saying the results are quite extraordinary.

We also have a new agent, Agent 86.

Me trying to keep the house clean, cook, work and keep body and mind together this summer

...you know me.

Would you believe in the piano?

Yeah, I'm big on protein. Protein's great.

And you don't need.

The fasten seatbelt sign has been turned on.

Hang in there. Don't cry, don't... Please don't cry.

...your lovely wife, Zeenat, will have eaten her last kebab.

We both know what it feels like to look in the mirror and not like what we see.

AGENT 99: Yes, it is.

I know, 99. I need to go get a paper.

Going free-bird is not exactly ideal.

But if we have what we want, why burn the building?

Dalip takes his full-strength. Why?

This is all I hear during lockdown

... of our concert for the president.

We have to stop the concert!

And who might this be? Siegfried?

Every time I look at Max's puppy eyes, I'm a goner.

Let's just see what we're up against, okay?

CONTROL was disbanded at the end of the Cold War.

when you're asking your friend if he have a nintendo switch you don't have one of these?

Hang on! We're going in!

And don't you forget it.

and over here we have contestant number 19... grandma maxine snell thompson lewis bridges!

You were moving. It's not easy to knock me down.

By the way, I reviewed the security tapes from the explosion at the bakery...

...I've never really been afraid of carbs...

[TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS]

Make him high-five me.

WOMAN: And this display is all that's left of CONTROL, a secret spy agency...

No, I just whip it out there. It's what's best.

The vice president wants to shut us down, you know.

I am so sick of training. I wanna get out in the field.

...two dozen Delta Force commandos?

That depends. Is it working?

Bear In Mind That The Next One Hundred Pages Can Get A Little Bit Dry

- Thanks for jumping. - No problem.