Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- She's my baby. - Oh, yeah.
Who gets the tie?
I'm screwed for today.
You had a confrontation with the hate group?
They sacked our rabbi six times last season.
LARRY: I can't go there, I'll suffocate.
By the way, super great way of handling this.
- Never again. - I know, I know.
How are you gonna fix this, Larry?
I can't afford to go get another one of these.
WOODY: And yet we go into nature and we pillage and we ransack.
- Okay. - Yes.
If I was starting your organization,
- Can we do the exchange so... - Uh, yeah, yes.
Nothing personal.
I gotta put the frickin' watermelon in a little napkin
just flew by.
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
Yeah, a Ku Klux Klansman.
...for Larry David. Everybody else said "Ask Larry."
Joe can rustle you up a bunch if you want, to take home.
up off the floor, and it's been bothering me.
- you were eating-- - Larry David,
cream-shame you now, but I underestimated you.
Sense of humor, just like you said.
And that should've been in the constitution.
Nobody else did.
Okay. What's wrong? What? What's going on?
- You find everything okay? - Yes, we did, yeah.
♪ ("CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM" THEME MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
- Yeah. Sure. - I really appreciate it.
Hey. Oh, you know what? I'm so glad you're here.
Is that what you think? Oh, no!
-(BLOWS SHOFAR) - Shut the fuck up, Larry.
You're not supposed to drive after that.
- Larry! -(THUMPING ON DOOR)
I like watermelon.
Didn't pick it up.
by tomorrow, he's got big rallies coming up
And you know what? You know what?
Come on, I'm a man of my word. Are you kidding?
Teddy was right about you, Larry.
I never heard of that.
- It's kaftan-ish, yeah. - Uh-huh.
Yeah. Yeah. You gotta get that cleaned.
In the Torah, it is said the blowing of the shofar
(BLOWS SHOFAR)
Larry, get down here!
Uh, you know what? I don't have any change.
And, um, is there any way I could get this robe, uh,
- No, it's disgusting. - It's not a good snack.
Maybe you could bring it up with her.
Let's show them that we're different.
- in two days. - You promise?
Anyway, I hope I'm not disturbing you.
I love gefilte fish.
Anyway, I was thinking maybe you could sew
This is where we should've started.
(LARRY GROANS)
That's three, Larry.
He’s a decent Klansman… But still a Klansman
- RALLY ATTENDEE: Hurrah! - Hurrah!
You know, I'm not one for pop-ins, you know.
- ATTENDEE: Stay strong! - Stay strong, brother.
SUSIE: Rabbi Freedman.
Yeah, you heard me, gefilte fish.
- What? That's just ridiculous. - I just can't fucking do it.
- He's a great guy, Larry. - That's a four-hour favor.
Ah, you're fucked. You gotta find a cow.
Go ahead.
- No, no! - Yes!
Just throw it in the bin.
You can't eat watermelon in front of me? That's so crazy.
I'd like you to meet my friend, Woody.
- Oh, hi, Lar. - LARRY DAVID: Oh, hey.
I'd say that comes out to be a pretty fair trade.