Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- A decent Klansman... - Yeah.

It's my responsibility, and I feel like, you know,

It's not that I care. There's a sense of entitlement there

Next thing you're gonna do is tell me some of them

in our very city.

to screw it up.

Uh, I'm so touched.

It's not for me. It's for a friend of mine.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Come on.

Then callously snatch away her baby

And that you made a decision not to pick the Pirate Booty

Man, he's good.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right.

then it's your responsibility to take it somewhere else

- Yeah. - Those four and a half hours

Or go into the fucking forest and eat that shit.

I really appreciate that.

- Are you? - Oh, yeah.

- You wanna see the white. - Got you.

I don't like a cheesy snack, do you?

I can't find the robe. It's lost.

I would've opted for a black robe.

- I'm plagued with them. - Sir, we'll get you a new prescription.

- Why do they do this? -...in despair.

How about this, you know? For the rally today,

Maybe you could do me a small favor.

Can't afford a fancy-schmancy club like we belong to.

You'll get invited to the Grand Wizard's house for dinner.

Oh, but she shoved it. She shoved it.

to blow that thing.

- Yeah. What the hell is that? A hate rally? - So offensive.

Yeah, it's my responsibility.

But I can't eat this shit in front of white people.

- Yeah. - Because it's not a crime

- What? - Yeah.

His girlfriend, the optometrist, dropped a Pirate's Booty

What do I do? I can't just sit with this, it bothers me now.

and eat the fucking watermelon by myself.

You probably love it too, don't you?

Aren't you gonna pick up the grape?

if you have a farm-ish customer...

But I have never loved an animal the way I love this cow.

How the fuck did he make that putt?

I'm turning that cheek. Turn the cheek!

- Feed? - Larry.

Okay. Well, you know what?

Just doing my thing, you know.

Woody, I got to tell you, I just love that cow.

Oh, come on, man! (LAUGHS) No.

- Yeah? - Yeah.

- Yeah. - Great, great.

than any of my fellow nominees

All right. Hey, thanks. I really appreciate it.

LARRY: Oh, that, yeah. That really does a lot.

- Ring up the gefilte fish. - CASHIER: All right.

- Go into the woods? - Yeah. Opening the napkin

It's not kitchen. (SNIFFS) It's more floral.

Thank you so much. Really appreciate it.

You know what? Fuck this. Stay right there, boy.