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-(LAUGHS) Thank you. - Hello.
she dropped a Pirate's Booty on the floor.
Jessie's the worst name for a cow I've ever heard.
Is that cream, like cow cream?
It's nothing-- Hey, look, Larry.
You won't believe this, but I have been having
(SNICKERS) I'm not a monster.
- Wow, that's great. - Yeah. It's very exciting.
- Right! - Why wouldn't you like it?
-Shanah tovah. - Shanah tovah.
Well, let's just say he's a unique individual.
You'd be doing me a big favor, come on.
I don't think you were going to pick it up.
- Yeah, sure. - He's a big golfer.
And of course, he roped me into going to temple.
- SUSIE: Yeah! - Yeah. It's a banner
What you're doing is what they're doing.
Here we go.
- They're the big ones. - Okay.
And I'll regret every second I spend there.
Shana Tovah
You think I wouldn't do it for you?
CROWD: You will not replace us! You will not replace us!
What happens to the cow, to the calf?
(APPLAUSE)
Every minute is precious to me now.
It's really none of my business, man, it's...
- I just adore her. - Could I meet Jessie?
- Ah, thank you very much. - Huh?
Cheers! Yeah, cheers.
(SIGHS) I'll do it.
Like a fucking raccoon.
What's your cow's name?
Stay strong, man.
I'm in a lot of trouble now because of you.
- One? - LARRY: Yeah.
We had a fabulous square dance.
♪ (MUSIC CONCLUDES) ♪
Do you like Pirate Booty?
- Okay, that's bullshit. - It's lost.
- They'd love that speech. - I know.
- I was scurrying? - Yeah. What are you up to?
- For what? - Taking the rabbi to golf.
Do you not have any kind of feeling of spirituality...
She can get it done. She can get it done, yeah.
- Yeah. - Okay. One.
What do you mean he lost it?
- Take him to the club with me? - SUSIE: Yeah. Come on.
- Sure. - All right.
- Don't you fucking do it. - Fuck you.
I would love to. What do you say?
I'm old. Come on.
WOODY: And what about the calf? What's the calf's name?
someone that we both know...
How can I help ya?
- Yeah. It's not mine. It's-- - Well, let's hope.
♪ (WHIMSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) ♪
we should probably take off. I could--
- I'm gonna do one. - Thank you.
- Freedom of speech... - Sure.
What would he gain from it?