Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- No, not this time. This time I’m really... - Oh Jack, come off it.
(Laughs) you know, I used to be that way.
Hi, Jack, what do you say we...
Anything.
♪ WE'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU ♪
Trust me. I'll just lie down and take it quietly.
- No, I’m fine. - I made up my mind. I'm going to stay.
I... I had to break a date. I'm sick.
He lied about having a cold.
That girl was Janet’s sister. She wanted to borrow a bible and I...
Who chased anything in skirts.
Yeah, Mrs. Roper told us all about your terrible cold.
Anyway, Samantha’s looking for an honest guy.
- "You'd be better off soaking your head." - (Both blow raspberries)
Oh that's so sweet. (Normal voice) You're gonna what?
(doorbell rings)
Shoulders.
Where would you be taking me tonight?
Jack, I want the truth.
- For how long? - All night.
Look, I’ve got to soak my feet.
He's perfectly healthy.
Oh well... what the hell?
Oh, but that's so expensive!
Stop pretending you have a cold.
- Where do I start? - Start with your cold.
You're just like all the rest, only worse!
I never had a cold.
You were going to tuck me in. Samantha, listen...
- Jack, Roper happens... - And you should see those...