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Don't get me started on the mirrors.
I know. Me too.
Why-- Why mirrors?
Alan, come on. Buzz me in!
♪ 'Cause I can't sleep alone at night ♪
I just had to be definitively sure that, you know, we're not the same person.
-Come on. -[Alan sighs]
I'm a therapist, not a shaman.
If I was inventing hell, it would look a lot like this.
I gotta take a leak. Is that okay?
Technology, cryptocurrencies...
[Nadia] Fucking no meat on these.
I know this, because why? Because it was my fucking college fund.
-Why do you think this sucks? -It is impossible.
You know Alan. He was here that night.
Huh?
[rings repeatedly]
You know what, Ruth? Seriously...
I'm so sorry. I actually-- I just came over
But if I'm honest with myself... this isn't what I want.
Just... try it sometime.
Open manhole.
Okay? I will call it in while you're in session.
[video game sounds]
I'm sorry, man.
[knock on door]
[Alan] Oh. [dance music playing]
Like medium, you know? And there's no way that it set off
♪ 'Cause I am afraid of the light ♪
Right, but, you know, the first time? How did you die that first time?
Call me Beatrice.
Well, that's something we have in common. You designed it. I played it.
I don't want you to see it.
And that's a wrap.
[Alan] Three sisters.
God!
We do not use the word "crazy" in this house.