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It was great. You were amazing. Thank you.
she had the licensing company.
I want to just at least maintain the illusion of free will, you know?
[gasping for breath]
Hey, I'm cheating on you.
[Alan sighs]
[doorbell chimes]
As for my friend, keep the change.
there's no way he's done a day's worth of hard labor in his life,
We've been together since we were kids and...
Look, don't you want to move on with your life?
-That's fine. -No, no, no, no. No, no, no.
Ah, here it comes.
-just like Nadia. -Eye roll.
Throat. Throat.
And second of all, the sex was, I want to say, mediocre at best.
All right, man.
Are we done here?
Um... [sighs]
Aah! Fuck! Fuck!
-[door opens] -[Alan] Oh.
Yeah.
[Nadia] All right, great, man. Come on.
You don't think I played my own game?
Yeah.
You know what? This is not about my first death.