Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

People come to me to ask for favors,

I, uh, had a rather illuminating conversation

never hurt anyone.

Wait, what's this show about?

This is a.380, and the murderer used a 9mm.

Not the murder weapon.

Arrest everyone in the club and pull their pants down.

But I wouldn't be here without you, too.

Well, no murder weapon, but I did find three shell casings.

Mm. Um, not exactly.

Clearly not, since I'm pretty sure

But he's a fellow comedian.

I don't doubt that anymore.

We accept you for your miniscule manhood.

This is a dream gig.

I'm gonna get it for this poor unfunny soul.

Pip pip out of here.

You know, to collect the evidence.

he'd been threatening the wrong comedian the entire time?

Not to mention, you probably get a role

- With the joke! - Oh.

One in particular, I told some stories,

His life's work and built a business out of it?

but in actual fact, our deceased stole this man's very essence.

What'd he do? Make fun of the wrong person?

Every time that stupid show aired,

Or show us your nubbin. Hmm?

with our new lieutenant last night.

Maybe I should go with.

- I-I was... I just... - Stop.

that you want to arrest the Easter Bunny

I have no intention of arresting anyone.

they blame successful people like me.

for mocking the poorly-endowed.

Let's keep it between us.

I finally found it.

No. We never used that puppet.

Oh, it's not math.

was gonna try to kill me with it.

Maze is the one who saved your life.

No, I need a new solution.

See, this is why I didn't want to tell you.

Uh... he did it.

It's easy to let external factors... define us.

could be at the next open mic night.

Lucifer Morningstar.

Because they're failures.

- Oh. - Devil bunnies.

Right. When have I ever cared about that, Detective?

But I defended you!