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I never make things up.
- That's what that feels like. - HANNAH: Oh, my God!
- No, I can't. She's stuck to the pole. - She's stuck to a pole?
(SLURPS)
Just because someone is kind doesn't mean they're right.
And someday, I'm gonna write an essay about you,
I knew you were crazy, but fucking perv?
Everything has a place. It's awesome.
Or does it disgust you? Do you think I'm really bad?
- Yes. - If you know,
I like the way it finely clashes with your mascara.
in which one's Vespa gets destroyed for no reason, gets...
- I'm really sorry. - Why don't you say that to me again?
Po Po Po Po Power with Bearglove
Nice.
- A Target ad? - Yeah.
- You are. - You don't pay rent.
(CHUCKLES)
I hope to God no one thinks you're here to see me.
He touches my butt, Chastity, Lesley...
Okay, I wish I'd never found it.
You know, don't
I am here to see you.
I told him everything.
because I am gross
that was me showing that I cannot be emoted.
Do not break up with me.
- She's a publisher. - Of what? Books?
You did your makeup like I told you to.
- I know. - You know?
I'm gonna use your bathroom.
(SLAMS DOOR)
Just as, like, a piece of writing.
(GROANS)
- It's okay. - Ow!
I kept telling you.
Please, no.
'Cause she could just be, like, running off copies at Kinko's
(LAUGHS)
I need his address.
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