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Most people, they find a bleeding masked man in the garbage...
and we are this close to getting his kids into Saint Agnes Daycare.
(Sighs)
I have to leave.
(Commentator) Murdock lands another and another!
Oi, Battlin' Jack!
Go get the kit.
It's Dad. I'm right here.
So you find him. So what?
(Breathing normally)
You know who Thurgood Marshall is.
- I'm a good secretary! - No.
- (Breathing heavily) - Matty, Matty, Matty, it's me.
Men are waiting in the dark corners of this world to prey on us.
"We can't go to the hospital because whatever" story
So, how you... how you getting along with your new books?
This could do a lot of good for your boy.
It's 3-to-1 that you go the distance.
♪ And to make us more than merry Let the pirate bumper pass ♪
All right, I'll call you Mike.
I can't, um...
(Woman over answering machine) Hi. Not here. Leave a message.
Don't. You've lost a lot of blood. I think you might have been stabbed.
(Panting)
So you wanna talk about it?
He's not.
I know.
Turns out he was very good at keeping secrets, too.
Here we go.
Are you gonna listen to me this time?
How will I know when I find it?
(Masked Man grunting)
What can I do for you boys?
You're doing us the favor.
Do what?
Get him, Dad! Get him!
but they'll end up back here just like you,
(Chuckling) But I think I also drank the eel.
without one damn complaint.
(Speaking Spanish)
- (Sighs) - Stupid.
My cousin does drywall. I'll call him first thing in the morning.
- (Bell dings) - Canero has stopped the fight.
Yeah, it's a work in progress. (Groaning)