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I just want to say, everything's fine.
He's cheating on Lisa!
that dumb girl with the big boobs
You're not going to fire me?
Wait a minute.
Really?
Well, I think our collective bravery
Well, I guess that makes sense.
You know,
Wait a minute.
Ooh. I should've peed before the fire.
That's Mr. James' fiancée-to-be.
It's not for her. He's started dating again.
Hey, does anybody want to go down to the third floor
Yeah.
I'm sorry to bug you, dude,
Well, no, he just said--
[ALARM RINGS]
You ignoring Dave, him whining about it.
Yeah.
Beth.
Uh-huh. Well, how did it go?
Fire's out.
[ELEVATOR BELL DINGS]
How's the fire?
for the way I've been behaving today,
to see that I am paying attention--
Would you guys rather hear this later?
Yeah, you're living in a dream world, Dave.
Uh... Why?
who blew up the antenna relays.
if you want to go out on a lunch date,
engineered by unnamed, unseen forces,
This fire is much more serious than I've let on.
No, no, no. Everything's fine.
I'm kind of-- Kind of tied up today.
Carry on.
Well, why don't you ask him?
Cathy, uh, let me ask you a question.
and I'm sorry.
Also, uh, I'm the unabomber.
Hey, Dave, you ever--
about taking up arms against the government?
We just have to notify the staff,
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