Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND YOU CAN'T COMPLAIN TO A WIFE, WHO'S YOUR MOTHER,
UH, HEH, HEH, CONNIE WHAT?
WELL?
YES, I AM. I'M COMIN' HERE BOTHERIN' YOU WITH MY PROBLEMS,
YOU GOT A PROBLEM?
WELL, DWAYNE, WHAT IS IT?
UNCLE TED.
[sighing]
YOU TWO ARE A GOOD TEAM.
WHAT'LL YOU HAVE?
[telephone ringing]
IT WAS DONATED BY ALL THE PEOPLE IN THIS DISTRICT BELIEVING IN ME
IT IS THAT BAD!
YOU'RE RIGHT, SON.
(Mama) HELLO.
YEAH, I DO, TOO.
WELL, MY FATHER HAS A LOT OF PULL. MAYBE HE CAN GET YOU ONE.
NOW, DWAYNE'S GONNA BE THERE.
YOU'RE RIGHT, THANKS, SHIRLEY.
YOU WERE EASY, DWAYNE.
UH, YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOUR NAME.
OH?
I MEAN, BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
[humming]
NO, I COULDN'T, SON.
IT'S SO BIG... OH, I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT.
OH, SHIRLEY, THERE'LL BE OTHER PEOPLE. BELIEVE ME, IT'S NOT THAT BAD.
WELL, IT'S A GOOD PICTURE. HE'S VERY HANDSOME.
YEAH, WELL, I'M NOT EASY, AND HE CONVINCED ME.