Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

He done ate a ten-pound breakfast and snuck off!

Would you care for some goat's milk?

I'm the international playboy.

Sonny gave it to me one Christmas.

And what is your recommendation?

Now, get them out of here.

Then I found the key to fame, fortune, and females.

What does Mr. Drysdale pay him?

Howdy, Miss Jane.

Hey, you be the girl.

Jed, there's some furniture missing from... What's that rig?

Now, hold it, Granny.

Y'all come back now, dear.

Hillbilly, that is.

Well, would you like to go inside and get warm?

How about yours?

Mr. Drysdale read this?

78% have their own hi-fi stereos, and 98% have more than three girlfriends.

Well, there is an article in here on how to give girls a brush-off, and that's the first one I'm gonna read.

Well, him or Mrs. Drysdale, one, two... I don't hardly think... Hey, listen to this, Uncle Jeff.

Hey, Uncle Jim, come on inside.

I'm getting out of here.

It says that 65% of us eat stuff like, uh, tornadoes, filet mignon, and lobster and stuff.