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"We've pissed our pants so many a time,
Thank you, 'cause I am so freaking excited.
I mean, I rode a horse.
And all along, his blood is just boiling that she's so much hotter than he is.
- God, fuck no! - Don't!
ABBl: Yep. Genius. ILANA: Genius.
(GASPS)
I'd... I'd want to see the original feet, sure.
(SIGHING) I did research,
ILANA: Wow.
It looks gorgeous.
Who did this?
Oh, my God, yes.
You regenerate me.
Insane, he probably doesn't even let her on the Internet
I feel like his feet would be super scary.
- Okay. - (CLEARS THROAT)
It looked beautiful on you tonight, so fuck me.
(KEYS JINGLING)
(ILANA LAUGHING)
And honestly, it's a real design flaw, you know, how heavy they make the head.
Healthy-Iooking hookers.
I forgot our friendiversary.
No, l-I just want this over.
- You fucking freak! - Oh, you did, did you? Okay.
Ugh, gross.
and I got a memento
Holy shit!
Okay, so now, gifts.
We were gonna take matters into our own hands.
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