Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

so it's gonna take a lot to win me over.

Me, Turk! She's talking about me, OK?

- Hey, Clarks! - Go to hell!

So you really feel that way?

- You're too picky with women. - You used to be the same way.

- I almost bought a baby yesterday. - What?

It was August. The weather was far from frightful.

[Carla] Oh, my God, Turk. If you forget Elliot she's gonna cry.

Come here. Come here.

Come on, Carla, it's not her fault. Just do what you always do.

Heidi Horse-Face.

I'm sorry I said, "That's so funny." I know that drives you crazy.

She just says, "That's so funny." It's kind of annoying.

J.D., she likes you. Do yourself a favor and stay out of your head for once.

Think about the great girls you let slip through your fingers.

Even if I couldn't quite see her yet.

You've only been trying for two months,

Then it's time for her to meet Bob Kelso, licensed hetero.

J.D., I knew you were faking 'cause you didn't say, "Bombs away."

- What? - Turk and I got sex gongs in Chinatown.

But darn it all, you've found someone

And build a deck on it.

- Why are we watching a movie? - It's called immersion therapy.