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Okay, great. I think that's enough. Can I get back to work now?
You might think, "Not much, it's just a bird." But we do know some things.
Nope.
somebody else is hitting my soul
Grab a broom, you heard me. Mush!
I gave him a six foot cord so he can't chase us
in the toilet and it never came back, so we had a funeral for it.
If my head ever comes off, I would like you to put it on ice.
You're not a veterinarian! You don't know anything!
Yeah. Absolutely.
What are you doing?
who referred me to the vending machine company,
Just thought you might want a break from the grief counseling session.
so she could die.
If you want to cry, that's okay.
Damn it.
Okay. Great.
All right.
JAN: I understand how you feel, Michael, I really do.
He was almost 70. Circle of life.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
I am terribly, terribly, terribly alone
Hey, Michael, would you get me some coffee from the warehouse?
Michael, get him away from your head! He is covered in germs and bacteria!
No. That thing is dead.
That is the last thing that they would want, is a day off.
Hey, Ryan,
Well, we are talking about how to properly honor