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and you'll get the gist of what I'm talking about.
- What are you doing here? - Jillian, look, I made a huge mistake.
I'm going to pee in my pants!
What the hell is this? I am not cleaning this up.
- Piss off, you perverted old freak! - Oh, we got a fighter.
- Look out for this one, she's a bit of a card. - Okay, here's one for you.
This one. Didn't I warn you, right? Right?
You broke my heart.
Sounds like you need a roommate.
who never take them off are hot, you know?
He... He just gets really lonely without me at home.
You shot my Homie! I'm calling the police!
Are you, like, a bitch or something?
She's hired, she's hired! What do you think of it?
- You like that? - Yeah, it's rad.
- Damn it. - I'm sorry, Brian.
and then it's off to the haberdasher.
and she's devoted a lot of time and energy to this relationship
That's one of the sequels!
Wow, you're smart.
who's a pilot that's been taken captive by a militant Islamic country.
And that's the worst part. I can't afford the rent.
Kind of sucks though.
- Hey, Chris. - Hey, Meg.
And then he got Parkinson's. Yikes.
Because you wanted me to move in so badly,
Big underwear, I guess. I'm sorry, what?
I don't know how to tell you this, but you're too late. I met someone else.
Well, Peter, if you want, you can have my ticket.